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PERSONAL ADS

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by JohnnyFresno, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. JohnnyFresno

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    The following ad in THE ATLANTIC JOURNAL: PERSONAL ADS is reported to have gotten numerous calls:

    "Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

    I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

    Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

    Call 546-432-7787 and ask for daisy."

    Over 150 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Labrador Retriever
     
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