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Pharmacist Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mtnman210, Oct 28, 2005.

  1. mtnman210

    mtnman210 1/2 ton status

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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
    dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
    girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
    like to go out and make love for the first time.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
    he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
    pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
    everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
    he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
    insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
    busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
    meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
    meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
    girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
    and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
    head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
    leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
    were this religious."

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
    a pharmacist."
     
  2. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I've heard it before, but it's still funny!!! :D
     
  3. diesel4me

    diesel4me 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Another one..

    A farmer goes to his doctor--he say frantically-"Doc,you gotta help me--
    I tried to screw my wife last night,and my worst nightmare happenned!--
    I couldn't get it up!"-- :eek1:
    "What am I going to do??--can you help me??",he asked,nearly in tears..

    The doctor say "Relax--its a common problem in guys your age--when you get older,things don't always work the way they did before--sometimes you need a little "help'...here,I'll write you a prescription ,take two drops of this medicine on your toungue an hour before your going to have sex,everything will be fine!"...so he goes to the pharmacy,and gets his medicine..

    He tries the medicine on his way home--and when he gets there,he's got a raging heart-on!--he tells his wife "Last night was just a fluke!--LOOK!--I'm ready and a raring to go NOW!--and he brings her upstaris to the bedroom,and they make love all night long..she screams with pleasure,and has several orgasms...something she rarely ever had!..she was estatic at his newly found vigor!..his confidence restored,he felt great!..

    The next day,the farmer is walking home from work--as he enters his yard,he thinks to himself- "last night was GREAT!--I think I'll take some more of my medicine,and do a few chores--then go give her the high hard one again!" :laugh:

    He takes out the eyedropper,and goes to put 2 drops on his tounge--then he remembers last night,the medicine left an unpleasant burning sensation in his throat--so before he took it,he goes over to his well to get a drink of water,to help wash it down....as he leans over to pump the handle of the pump down to get the water,the bottle of medicine falls out of his shirt pocket,and lands in the well 50ft down with a splash..he stands there dumbfounded- :doah: -and in a panic,gets in his truck,and speeds back to his doctors office..

    He runs into the doctors office,and all out of breath,and cries "DOC--I lost the bottle down in my well--you gotta write me another prescription!..The doc's eye's grow wide,and says "MY GOD MAN! --your NOT DRINKING that water I hope??!!.. :eek1: :eek1:

    "HELL NO" replies the farmer--I can't even get the damm pump handle to go down!!.. :haha: :haha:
     

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