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Phonebooks and deciples....?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Dec 26, 2006.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Meh I think not, prestidigitation...And now I know, even I can do this mortal trick as an athiest with arthritic fingers...:p:
     
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    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    what????
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    exactly...
     
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    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    still don't get it?:confused: :haha:
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Ever try to tear a phonebook in half????Granted I had to start with less then half of it and skip the covers cause they are thick plastic coated paper but even I could do it...And my fingers are virtually useless...:crazy:
     
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    do i hear the word PUSSY being sent my way???
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Get yer phonebook out...
     
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    Tear it down the spine...:whistle:

    You said "half", but didn't specify anything further.

    Rene
     
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    No not the spine, but so all the pages are in half...Theres a trick to it...And its still pretty tough for someone who cant use their hands worth a sh!t... My kid was crackin up said I turned red in the face...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Have your 2 fingered neighbor give it a whirl.
     
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    How big could the Battleground WA phone book be? :p: :haha:

    Rene
     
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    There's only 2 lunatics in his neighborhood. :haha:
     
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    Uh you forget half of focking Cali has just moved to the neighborhood...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    I forgot UYB has multiple personality disorder.
     
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    It's scarey when he comes over in nothing but seran wrap...:D
     
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    Bahhh...they all use cellphones.

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    Just when they are driving...:haha:
     
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    With a tin-foil coolie. :haha:
     
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    I thought that was shaving/applying make-up (or both) time?

    Rene
     
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    HEY!!! thats all i have right know...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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