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Phrases for dealing w/ the opposite sex

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarheadk5, Aug 9, 2004.

  1. jarheadk5

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    WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want..

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

    7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?



    MEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5. I love you = Let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
     
  2. mud390

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    HAHAHAHA /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    Kris
     
  3. 84gmcjimmy

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    LOL! Those are funny! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    should I be afraid that I read the list to my girl and she agreed with some of the female ones /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    It's OK, that means you're well on the way to being prepared for marriage!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    It's OK, that means you're well on the way to being prepared for marriage!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] I plan to marry her someday so I guess thats a good thing? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    You got it, man your now ready to get hitched! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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