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Picture on the Night STand

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurbLover, Aug 2, 2006.

  1. BurbLover

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    After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "

    Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

    No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

    "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

    "No, no, no!" she answers.

    "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

    "That's me before the surgery."
     
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    i would be swinging for the fences...:yikes: where is the throwing up smilie when you need it.
     
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    awwww man that ain't right
     
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    lmao that's good.
     
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