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Picture that sums up why I'm single

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mountainexplorer, Jun 10, 2006.

  1. mountainexplorer

    mountainexplorer 1/2 ton status

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    "Home Sweet Home"

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    Yeah, my wife recently told me about the guy she used to date, but dumped because he had a set of thornbirds. Or something like that.
     
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    nice lol
     
  4. mountainexplorer

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    Hey, the Thornbirds aren't mine. They're just there... as are half the things on my place. Not mine... just... there. I used them as safety stands when I swapped rear ends in my '84 K10.

    I won't leave Boggers out cause someone will walk off with them. I wouldn't worry about that with Thornbirds.
     
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    Hmmm...she said you would say that...:D
     
  6. mountainexplorer

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    Haha... dangit... I had a feeling after I snapped that pic that I'd be made fun of for having Thornbirds in my presence. It's happened before.

    I admit... I did own them but they got sold with a truck I sold. Yet they came back to my property for some reason. :doah:
     
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    Really, you'd think with that many truck parts around, the women would flock around. I know I have to chase them off with my single dana 60 under my truck....
     
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    a real woman would forgive Allan for having Turdbirds... after seeing the D60 layin' there... :thumb:

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  9. mountainexplorer

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    In my case, if they're hot and like my trucks... they take one look at me and lose interest.

    If they flock around me and I don't scare them away... well, lets just say I haven't found any of those girls attractive.

    And the hot ones with the same morals as me that would jive intellectually... wouldn't appreciate having a honeymoon in a 25ft motorhome in the town of Ione, Washington.
     
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    Absolutely. In some cases, there's two somebodies for one person. I like to call that "the jackpot".
     
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    Vince Vaughn might be the funniest actor around.

    "Why do we have to wear camo? So the big bad quail don't see us?"

    "Yeah, or how about a ****in human being, that'll getcha jacked up."
     
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    i thought this sumed it up
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    HAHAHA j/k man, i shave mine or i might look like this guy too
     
  13. mountainexplorer

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    One eybrow is so much easier to maintain than two. :wink1:
     
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    really? how often do you feed it?
     
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    Never! See... thats why it's so much less maintenance. I don't have to do anything! I give it full freedom to do as it wants. :laugh:
     
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    same here.

    dont worry Allan, someday you'll find a cute little unibrowed girl who loves Dana 60s and big blocks.:D
     
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    for every man.. theres a good woman..
    even you allan!!!
     
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    Dood, You need to like do some maintenance or something.................
     
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    new avatar? the first d60?

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    LOL My wife tried to fix up one of her single Friends with my buddy.
    I know her friend:D And told my wife it would never work.:haha:
    She drove her Friend by my Buddy's house.( Nice 4 bedroom on 1/3 acre) her friend was shocked by all the "junk" in his front yard..... Junk??? = 2 nice Polaris 4 wheelers in full camo, A 2005 dually Chev 4x4, 91 K2500 cleen, 2 mid 90s T birds in excellent condition, A 06 Crown Vic Sport model(very nice car), A Jeep, An old Bass boat, a very nice newer Aritc Fox 5th wheel and one old rusty Corvair. course there were a few car parts laying around and a 14 bolt ff on a pallet on the front walk way.. But those were strategically placed to enhance the landscaping.
    Jees so what if his stuff was all parked on the front lawn. He likes it that way. keeps the grass down so he don't have to mow it often.

    I :dunno: don't know about women. Sometimes i think they have no brains.. Maby it was the big pile of firewood by the front door that turned her off.:rolleyes:

    BTW His name is Allan:laugh:
     

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