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pirates are cool...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jekbrown, Apr 23, 2006.

  1. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    If I lived in the 1500s, I could use the name Red Beard. Arrrrrrrggggg matey! My wife says I don't look mean enough to be a pirate in this pic... clearly she's never seen a real life pirate after he's done with a big bottle of rum. Arrrrrrgh!!!!! :grin:

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    any one else ever thought what their pirate name might be?

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  2. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    What are you doing with a pic of a dirty hippy in your post?????? :confused:
     
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    He's not a hippy . Hippies have long hair and he has almost none ( on top ):haha: . I can talk , I shave my head :D . Jeck , you should have worn a bandana on your head and sported an eye patch . I'm gonna pay for this ain't I :eek1: .
     
  4. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    yeah, my hairline is receeding waaaaay to fast for hippies to even consider letting me in their club, even if I wanted to hang with the stinky bastages. :grin: :thumb:

    Can't believe no one else has imagined what it'd be like to be a pirate... cmon now, its the Spanish Main, rum, gold and wymins. :grin: :thumb:

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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Short hair, shmort hair.

    That there is a prime example of a dirty hippy. You can almost smell the marijuana on him from here........
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    lol! why is it that everyone thinks I smoke the weed? When I was in the Marines people just assumed that I did right up until I left for bootcamp... not 100% sure why. I guess I just look spaced in some pics... :o :dunno:

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    I see you have the same prob i do, yer hair grows whatever direction it wants too...And now you'll never be able to get into that movie,cause it's rated Arrrrrrrgh...
     
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    I used to have some red hairs in my beard but they turned gray :( . My hair said fk it along time ago and I just shaved it all off (14yrs ago) . Jeck ain't a pot head . I've met him and I know a pot head when I meet one . I would be a great pirate except for the fact I hate being on a boat in open water in the middle of the ocean . I'm a land person , I like dirt :bow: . The river is cool and so are lakes but the ocean has big fish that can eat you .
     
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    seems to me, somone is begging for a chop
     
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    I think 'Fumes would be Butt Pirate. :doah:
     
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    I would do it but He lives to close to me and I have seen a few ex-jarheads SNAP before so I don't wanna go there :haha: . Oh Brandon , where art thou :whistle: .
     
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    Yaaaarrrr Thar be corn and peanuts in Davey Jones' locker...:p:
     
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    CHOP???????? Hmmmmmm, save to disk.
     
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    hey i have been anointed by Davy Jones as a trusty Shellback


    he is a cool guy in my book
     
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    My 4 yo would agree with you about Pirates being cool. :D

    I would think after a trip into port, the gals would call me:



    Tripod



    :rolleyes:

    LOL .. I wish.. :wink1:
     
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    now that is nasty! Pirates were cool and dug chicks... any "Brokeback Pirates" were either kielhauled or made to walk the plank. Arrrrggghhhh!! Lets loot that city, drink all their rum and run off with their women! :thumb:

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    I wouda been Mad Mike. Terrorize the French, pay off the Spaniards, make friends with the Brits. Have a nice little cabana down in the Caribbean, take the women down there for R&R between raids.:D :D :D
     
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    I would have been good for 1 trip. If I ever got to the Caribbean in an area with women and rum, that would have been the end of my pirate career and the beginning of my fishing career.
     

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