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Player??????I think so.......

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by uao85, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. uao85

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    One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
    with some friends.
    Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the
    floor and bent
    down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that
    Terry's wife had her
    legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into
    the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more
    than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this
    financial situation and
    said O.K. She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at
    work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
    The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
    Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" She
    said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
    Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my
    job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he
    said he would leave it with you."

    Truly awesome

    Remington
     
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    that rocks
    BTW i think sombody need's to start the "JOTD will make coworkers laugh but dont tell your kids" post
     
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