please help this little boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
    My name is Billy Evans. I am a
    very sick little boy.
    My mother is typing this for me,
    because I can't.
    She is crying. The reason she is
    so sad is because
    I'm so sick. I was born without a
    body. It doesn't
    hurt, except when I try to
    breathe. The doctors gave
    me an artificial body. It is a
    burlap bag filled
    with leaves. The doctors said that
    was the best they
    could do on account of us having
    no money or
    insurance. I would like to have a
    body transplant,
    but we need more money. Mommy
    doesn't work because
    she said nobody hires crying
    people. I said, "Don't
    cry, Mommy," and she hugged my
    burlap bag. Mommy
    always gives me hugs, even though
    she's allergic to
    burlap and it makes her sneeze and
    chafes her real
    bad. I hope you will help me. You
    can help me if you
    forward this email to everyone you
    know. Forward it
    to people you don't know, too. Dr.
    Johansen said
    that for every person you forward
    this email to,
    Bill Gates will team up with AOL
    and send a nickel
    to NASA. With that funding, NASA
    will collect
    prayers from school children all
    over America and
    have the astronauts take them up
    into space so that
    the angels can hear them better.
    Then they will come back to earth and go
    to the Pope, and he will take up a
    collection in church and send all the
    money to the doctors. The doctors
    could help me get better
    then. Maybe one day I will be able
    to play baseball.
    Right now I can only be third
    base. Every time you
    forward this letter, the
    astronauts can take more
    prayers to the angels and my dream
    will be closer to
    coming true. Please help me. Mommy
    is so sad, and I
    want a body. I don't want my
    leaves to rot before
    I turn 10. If you don't forward
    this email, that's
    okay. Mommy says you're a mean and
    heartless bastard
    who doesn't care about a poor
    little boy with only a
    head. She says that if you don't
    stew in the raw pit
    of your own guilt-ridden stomach,
    she hopes you die
    long slow, horrible death and then
    burn forever in
    hell. What kind of cruel person
    are you that you
    can't take five f-in minutes to
    forward this to all
    your friends so that they can feel
    guilt and shame
    about ignoring a poor, bodiless
    nine-year-old boy?
    Please help me. I try to be happy,
    but it's hard. I
    wish I had a kitty.
    I wish I could hold a kitty. I
    wish I could hold a
    kitty that wouldn't chew on me and
    try to bury its
    turds in the leaves of my burlap
    body. I wish that
    very much.

    Thank You,
    Billy "Smiles" Evans

    P.S. You can send money to the
    person who sent you
    this because that
    person is very trustworthy.
    Make it tens and twenties, please.
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Feb 24, 2000
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
  3. xplosuv

    xplosuv 1/2 ton status

    Mar 9, 2001
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    Sacramento, CA
    how much for the burlap bag?
  4. NoAngel

    NoAngel 1/2 ton status

    Sep 19, 2001
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    Freakin' hysterical!!/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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