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Poetry!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Let's see if I can wax a little poetic here

    8/7/8/6



    We slept past noon and woke up late
    We lingered in the shower
    We fine'ly got our heads on straight
    At a later hour

    We sat and sped and ran the red
    We drove like we were dying
    We floated on an empty road
    Almost as if flying

    We strolled along the boulevard
    We explored each darkened street
    We stood under the cold lamp light
    Resting our oft worn feet

    We mingled in that strangest crowd
    We stopped, we talked, we tarried
    We were mindless of the weapons
    We so often carried

    We smiled and skipped and danced about
    We spread wide our own good will
    We did more than just existed
    The whole of time to kill

    We wandered back to our old home
    We took in and made our art
    We were meant to be together
    And never shall we part
     
  2. Resurrection_Joe

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    Oh come on....

    Some of you have to have souls
     
  3. Capman2k

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    I'll use your same umm... setup...

    I do believe I have a soul
    I ordered one on e-bay
    I got it using buy it now
    And it arrived just today

    I left some feedback for the man
    He has yet to do so back
    I want to find out where he lives
    And then put him in a sack

    NO ONE messes with ME you see
    My 'tation is far too good
    He screwed me over doing that
    Now HE'LL pay, I'm in his hood

    I found his house at 3 Gay Street
    And busted in his front door
    I took his dog and then his wife
    I said to him, "you're a whore"

    When I went back he cried to me
    "Oh master, what have I done?"
    I told him what the offense was
    "You are wrong, it was my son!"

    So then I tied him up and left
    To find his son, Robert Heff
    Yet still I have his wife as mine
    Her name, I think, might be Steph
     
  4. Capman2k

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    Wow, there was some pent-up aggression in that poem :)

    MTV says, "It's alright, yo."
    Now just look at that "phat" whore
    They take one look at Eminem
    "He's my idol, he's so hardcore."

    50 Cent owns a "candy shop"
    And 13 year olds have sex
    Have three kids, the government helps
    Unless your name is "Big Tex"

    I wish Fat Joe knew how to dance
    Leaning back won't get you laid
    Obesity in abundance
    So quickly gets the bed unmaid

    Lindsay Lohan is, like, 16
    But not too young for diets
    She used to be HOT, now she's... Not.
    I guess skinny makes the hits

    Then there's the show that they call "Made"
    Where people change who they are
    'Cause high school's tough if you're a nerd
    Then suddenly, they're a star!

    So check out MTV today
    Where John Norris plays a sleuth
    While nude teenages strut their stuff
    Mom's just watch them kill their youth.
     
  5. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    thanks for the count.that made it easy.FINNALLY :haha: :haha:
     
  6. Capman2k

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    Crap, I screwed up on both of those... I thought RJ was doing 8/7/8/7 but he is, in fact, doing 8/7/8/6......

    Oh well, I guess I"m not going to be just like someone else
     
  7. boggerless

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    whoa, great but scary.keep safe youngens. :D :D or i'll spank ya.
     
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