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Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Aug 6, 2005.

  1. dontoe

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    The story!
     
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    No pics?
     
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    If there was ever a time NOT to be empliyed as a locksmith, that's the time.... I don't think I could've done it.
     
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    Maybe it's just me, but I was glad there weren't any pictures :doah:
     
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    bet the locksmith wished he had some boltcutters! :haha:
     
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    I think I woulda used the ford wrench to get it off ;)
     
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    tie it to a door nob and slam IT!!!!!!
     
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    Cuttin torch??? cutoff wheel??? lol
     
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    nahh a cutoffwheel would be too messy.

    im thinkin sawzall
     
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    I would of used some co2 or freon on those babys !!!
     
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    what shrink it so the lock would come off?
     
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    Sheeeeeet, just lock those nuts up.
     
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    I wonder if the locksmith charged a "handling fee"? :D
     
  14. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    "A friend put it on" my ass. When I first saw the thread title though, I figured this was somebody who just got married....
     
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    "Hello, 911? Yeah, it's Quagmire... Nope, it's in a padlock this time."
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    "ARMAGEDDON!!!"

    (Let's see if anybody remembes that one)
     
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    + on the family guy referance~~~~~~~!!!!:bow::bow:
     
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    Yea the locksmiths usually just cut off luggage locks. :D
     
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