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Police officer pulls over a speeding car

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer
    says, " I clocked
    > you at 80 mph. sir."
    > The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60,
    > perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
    >
    > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be
    > silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
    >
    > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
    > and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
    >
    > The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
    > detector went off when it did."
    >
    > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
    > detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
    > teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."
    >
    > The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
    > seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
    >
    > The driver says! , "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it
    > off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my
    > back pocket."
    >
    > The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your
    > seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
    >
    > And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
    > turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"
    >
    > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
    > talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
    >
    > Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    For some reason when I read this I thought it said "Police officer pulls over speeding chair" I dunno, maybe it means something? Either way, I think my gas powered easy chair plans on going to be put on hold.
     
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