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Polish Sausage,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    A guy goes into the store and asks:

    "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage."

    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
    something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
    Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
    German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya,
    huh? Would ya?"

    The clerk says, "Well, no!"

    "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

    "Well, I probably wouldn't!"

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then why did
    you ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?"

    The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Good one, isn't that how Surpip got his job there???:D
     
  3. Leper

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    hehehehehehe
     
  4. JIM88K5

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    I'm Polish and I find that amusing... Even more amusing is that the Depot sells Polish dogs out in front of the store... Ha !!
     
  5. Leper

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    I love those things.
     

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