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Politically Correct....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jagged, Sep 11, 2006.

  1. Jagged

    Jagged 1 ton status

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    On a side note... this is a flight deck for one of my KC-135's, and it is an aircrew from my home station.

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    The Air Force cargo aircraft pushed back from the gate, the loadmistress gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your Aircraft Commander, Major Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

    Sgt. Looper, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the Major a woman?" When the cargo crew came by, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the Major a woman?"

    "Yes," said the crew member, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
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    "My God," said Sgt. Looper, "I'd better have a tranquilizer. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

    "That's another thing Sarge," she said, "We no longer call it the cockpit."
    "It's the Box Office."



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  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Nice.:haha: :haha:
     
  3. Jagged

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    There, converted...
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    weren't they on dirty jobs???3 outta 4 aint bad...
     
  5. 3 on the tree

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    So, Jagged-have you joined the "mile high" club yet?????:rolleyes:
     
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    Alright fumes, you can have the sheep, I'll take the cute one. :D
     
  7. Cricket

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    Box Office eh?

    Where do we get our tickets? :D
     
  8. Jagged

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    No, the people on dirty jobs for the KC-135 fuel shop (that was filmed at my base) were some real prize winners. You can only get so smart sniffing JP-8 for a few years.
     
  9. jarheadk5

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    HEY!! I resemble that remark!

    Although, in my case, it was nearly 11 years of almost-daily JP exposure... :doah:



    I KNEW that episode was ringing a bell in my head for some reason...
     
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    'Box' office......great!:haha: :D
     

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