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Politics: The Prez and the Queen...funny

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. chevyracing

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    At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet stretches out
    to Air Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified
    hand shake from Queen Elizabeth II.

    They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of
    central London where they then board an open 17th century
    coach pulled by six magnificent white matching horses. They
    ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and
    waving to the thousands of cheering Britons.
    So far everything is going well.

    Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous,
    earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of flatulence ever heard in
    the British Empire and so powerful,that it shakes the coach.
    Uncomfortable, but under control, the two Dignitaries of State
    do their best to ignore the incident.

    But, embarrassed, the Queen decides it's impossible to ignore it.
    "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you
    understand that there are some things not even a Queen can
    control."

    Ever the Texas gentleman, the President replies, "Your Majesty,
    please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you
    hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one of the
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