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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Dec 15, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    It's time to get to voting, so remember, one man, one vote and then at the end all the numbers will be crunched, analyzed and maybe even interpeted..............So without further ado, here it is.

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    December Wanker of the Month
    <input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />87sm465np208
    The evidence included in the nominations of this member is not only vast, but I do believe constitutes great wankerism above and beyond the call of duty. Let's review:
    1. Double posting pics of his truck
    2. Talking about women in the fawkin Tech forums.
    3. And last but not least, and I do believe this is got to be high on the all time lists of being a wanker. This nominee offered to send one of our beloved and highly honored members pics of his Johnson, and I'm not talking outboard motors here folks......
    (nominations:2 electoral votes:22)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Z3PR
    where does one start when talking about this guy? It must be something in the water up there in South Dakota, but let me recap some of the reasons why mass nominations flowed in like the the Colorado on a rainy day.
    1. Asking the difference between a C series and K series GM truck with a post count total over 4000, and he hasn't been here all that long folks.
    2. Double posting.
    3. And from the Order of the Wanker itself, for submitting the mother of all clusterfawk nominations which will entitle this poor, lost soul to a double, secret nomination total.
    (nominations:14 electoral votes:3)
    Personal note: Hey Paul, with all the dead Indians getting to vote last election cycle, you should really lobby for your state to get 4 electoral votes.

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />landsmasher
    Why was this poor webmaster for the SCBD club nominated?
    1. For not knowing what a wanker is. California Education System if you ask me.
    2. And another nomination from the Order of the Wanker, for questioning the rules and regulations regarding the voting process. Now, you would think that if I don't know what the heck I am doing, that I would be able to 'splain anything to anybody.
    (nominations:2 electoral votes:54)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />mountainexplorer
    Our next nominee of the month. Now the religous followers need no explanation here folks, but let us recap some of the hilites for the less informed.
    1. The Girl at the Shuck's Counter. 'Nuff said.
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:11)
    Wait a friggin second, Washington gets that many. I thought y'all were too busy sipping java at Starbucks, protesting the WTO and smoking dope to even care about voting?

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="5" />BranndonC
    Here's another repeat contestant from last month.....There's not much to be said here folks except for
    1. His chop ethic is somewhat flawed.
    (nominations: 2 electoral votes:54)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="6" />coloradoK5
    Oh no, yes, the Grand Master himself received a nomination this month. Now, I personally do not know just what the person who nominated him was thinking, maybe he wants to be banished to a ricer site.
    1. for the following problem remaining unfixed: when you type something up, and hit CONTINUE, and expect to get a post done, and for whatever goofy reason you get the message of "not all fields are filled in, please hit the BACK on your browser to correct this"and when you do so, everything you typed is LOST
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:8)
    Sad day when Washington gets more electoral votes than Colorado.

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="7" />uglychevy383
    While I feel that this nomination is unjust, I must remain impartial at all times, so it stands.
    1. If you have never seen his sidepic, he likes to remind everyone that they are number 1 in his book.
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:11)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="8" />BRBoudreaux
    Of course ole Bubba Ray gets nominated, let's recap why.
    1. I am the WHOLE F'N WANKER!!!!
    (nominations:3 electoral votes:8)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="9" />Chaz
    Poor Chaz, gets nominated just for this,
    1. Traded a First Gen K5 for a Heep.
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:54)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="10" />Stickseler
    is the next name on the ballot. Now you may ask yourself why, it's simple....
    1. Stayed up whining about the overworked Order of the Wanker.
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:13)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="11" />shewheeler
    needs no introduction here folks, another homie down with the Order, she took last month's crown.
    1. She believes she was railroaded like a caboose in last month's election.
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:54)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="12" />newyorkin
    Poor Ratch has been dragged into this nonsense, why do you ask?
    1. his excessively not-cute pun in the thread about refrigerator lights... or dryers... or something like that...
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:33)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="13" />or2play
    I don't even know this nominee...
    1. being the first burban to run springer setup...
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:8)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="14" />Capman2k
    I believe this is a repeat customer.
    1. A Ford person on this site, 'nuff said.
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:3)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="15" />NoSmog73
    another NCBD member getting dragged into the fray, let's recap his misdeeds.
    1. Misspelling, though I do believe that's a education issue.
    2. Misconception he was behind the winner of last month's contest.
    (nominations:3 electoral votes:54)

    <input type="radio" name="option" value="16" />gokartergo
    while I type this, I do believe that the beloved daddy of the NCBD bangers is nominated unjustly, since while I type this, he is currently on the road trip of death gathering contributions for the club's food drive.
    1. "I'm loving it.. You 2 are so busy fighting you forgot about me"
    (nominations:1 electoral votes:54)
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  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    toss up between 87sm465np208 and furd guy...???? i'll vote later /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    Think I might loose this election. Damn, just couse I didn't offer to show anyone my WANG. Well maybe I'll offer next time, LOL. BTW, didn't think it'd be right to vote for myself, so I voted for ...........
     
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    Don't offer to show it to me...!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    You hurt my feelings, LOL.
     
  8. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    At least she didn't kick ya in the johnson!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. tRustyK5

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    Looks like an early landslide for 87wankerwith465/208 /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    Yep. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    It'll be funny if he does win. The Wanker of the Month won due to the "offer" that was made that got him nominated. Now that is some irony, wouldn't you agree? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    If he does win maybe this month could be called Wanker Spanker Of The Month in honor of him. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I'm wondering though, does he even know about this???????? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Yeah...i think the irony of it all is helping to generate more votes. Does he ever post in this forum? Is he even aware of the voting or the nomination?

    WankerSpanker of the month...sounds about right!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    Oh come on! How could he know with his head buried in the sand. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    More like eyes crossed and his hand buried in his pants... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    yea ok, so im young and stupid.

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    yea ok, so im young and stupid.

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    The world is dying to know though, what in the burning pits of Hades were you thinking????????????

    I mean, it's public record now, so you might as well come clean and tell us, cause this is downright slap my knee hilarious. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    The world is dying to know though, what in the burning pits of Hades were you thinking????????????

    I mean, it's public record now, so you might as well come clean and tell us, cause this is downright slap my knee hilarious.


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    yea ok, so im young and stupid.

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    Does anyone have a Captain Obvious pic?
     

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