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Pooramid

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by firefighter184, Jul 1, 2005.

  1. firefighter184

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    I created a new word, and I'm going to submit it to Websters.

    pooramid: created when amount of feces in a commercial or residential toilet exceeds the water level. Like a pyramid, but made of poo... :D

    Now, while we are on the subject of poo, how about ya'll give us some of your favorite metaphors? I'll kick off with these:

    taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
    dropping the Jackson 5 at the pool
    feeding Allah
    throwing a dooker
    loggin like Paul BUNyan!
    and, my obvious favorite, building pooramids.
     
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    Dropping the Huxtables at the pool....
     
  3. hi pinion

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    Dang man, Koool, when do we get to see? :D
     
  4. Cricket

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    What's the story behind POOramid?

    Did you have to rescue it?
     
  5. 87BrnRsd

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    I always liked:
    Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool
    Taking a dizzle
    Dominating the bathroom
    Dropping a deuce
    Those are what I usually say when others are present and I have to go dominate.
    -Harrison
     
  6. firefighter184

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    No rescue involved. Just dropped the biggest dooker ever, looked to see what damage I had wrought, and saw the pooramid. The rest is history. :D
     
  7. Cricket

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    Wooooooo

    That's way it pays to keep a man size plunger handy.

    PS: change the spelling in your sig, your starting to sound like me. Pround.
     
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    My favorite metaphor: Giving birth to a politician.
     
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    Poop turtle is sticking its head oout.
    Spraying mud.
     
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    Having a Starbucks moment. (usually occurs exactly one hour after having a drink at Starbucks)
     
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    I have to mount my throne.





    :xmas:
     
  12. diesel4me

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    a few toilet phrases.....

    "Drop a stool"
    "Pinch a Loaf"
    "Apollo 13 splashdown"
    "makin lemonade"
    "draining the vein"
    "drop the bomb"
    "the captains log"

    and for those with diarreaa..

    "No pain,no strain--just sit and drain"

    and vegatarians with diarrea..
    "salad shooter" :haha: :haha:
     
  13. google

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    I've always said

    Christen(SP Chris-in) the toilet....

    Was just something that me and some friends started saying after a week in Vegas. Cheep food and we went to all the different casinos... Whoever went first, christened the toilet.... just stuck after that.
     
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    When it's runny, it's the "Hershey Squirts".
     
  15. kyser_soze

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    Being around construction job sites............
    Here I sit
    all broken hearted
    I tried to **** but only farted.


    and my retort


    I only farted
    but tried to ****
    I pushed so hard
    my hemmoroid split.
     
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    Didya get a verifier?! :haha: :haha:

    How 'bout:
    make a deposit at First Fecal Bank
    blast a dookie
    take a smash
    drop a deuce
    spawn some brown trout
    sit on the thinking chair
    spraying like a cat (for those loose days...)
     
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    my uncle says taking a 10-200.in CB land that means we need a cop for those that don't know. he is a retired fireman.
     
  18. diesel4me

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    Bathroom stall limmericks

    "Here I sit broken-hearted--paid my dime,but only farted!.. :(

    "Some come here to sit and think..."
    "Others come to sh** and Stink!"
    "But I come here to scratch my balls,and read the bull sh** on the walls" :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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