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Post your best Diesel Quote

Discussion in '1982-Present GM Diesel' started by bigblock454, Jul 15, 2003.

  1. bigblock454

    bigblock454 Clack Clack Clack Premium Member

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    I have seen many around here. Looking for the best quotes pro diesel.
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    My sig is the short version of a quote I found in a post here. The character limits prevented me from using the whole quote which was funnier.

    Rene
     
  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Here is the whole quote:

    WHY A DIESEL? - Gasoline engines are a thermodynamic abortion. Ever wondered how the hell they manage to work at all? Like a child questioning religion, I asked "why must I limit compression, worry about mixture strength or throttle my charge"? I'd have a diesel weedeater if they made one.

    Rene
     
  4. BlazerGuy

    BlazerGuy 3/4 ton status

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    Yeah, Rene's is probably the best!
     
  5. 4x4dreamer

    4x4dreamer 1/2 ton status

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    I like my sig...but Rene's is better.
     
  6. Drey

    Drey 3/4 ton status

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    I got one but its more like 6.2 Diesel vs. Cummins
    "Theres No Replacement For Displacement"

    Oh and Blazerguy heres another good simpsons Beer quote.
    "Beer...Now Theres a temporary solution" /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  7. Paxx

    Paxx 1/2 ton status

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    Although it doesn't apply to many here my personal favorite is "I'd rather be cummin' than strokin'" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Cracks me up everytime /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. DieselDan

    DieselDan 1/2 ton status

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    Well of course there's my signature line...

    But what really cracks me up is: "Diesel smoke makes me horny" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. bigblock454

    bigblock454 Clack Clack Clack Premium Member

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    There is no better show on TV than the Simpsons!
     
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    82K5_6.5L 1/2 ton status

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    yea Simpsons is the best show ever! my friends are always b#tching about replacing spark plugs, i just laugh cuz i dont have any!! haha /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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