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Potato **FUNNY, BUT DUMB**

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jan 14, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > > > > > > >> >You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr.
    > > > > > > >> >and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other, and
    > > > > > > >> >finally they got married, and had a little
    > > > > > > >> >sweet potato, whom they called 'Yam'. Of course,
    > > > > > > >> >they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time,
    > > > > > > >> >they told her about the facts of life.
    > > > > > > >> >
    > > > > > > >> >They warned her about going out and getting
    > > > > > > >> >half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally
    > > > > > > >> >mashed, and get a bad name for herself like
    > > > > > > >> >'Hot Potato', and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
    > > > > > > >> >
    > > > > > > >> >Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her
    > > > > > > >> >into the sack and make a rotten potato out of
    > > > > > > >> >her! But on the other hand she couldn't stay home
    > > > > > > >> >and become a Couch Potato, either. She would
    > > > > > > >> >get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny
    > > > > > > >> >like her Shoestring cousins.
    > > > > > > >> >
    > > > > > > >> >When she went off to Europe, Mr. & Mrs. Potato
    > > > > > > >> >told Yam to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys
    > > > > > > >> >from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France
    > > > > > > >> >called the French Fries. And when she went out
    > > > > > > >> >west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't
    > > > > > > >> >get scalloped.
    > > > > > > >> >
    > > > > > > >> >Yam said she would stay on the straight and
    > > > > > > >> >narrow and wouldn't associate with those high
    > > > > > > >> >class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other
    > > > > > > >> >side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all
    > > > > > > >> >the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
    > > > > > > >> >
    > > > > > > >> >Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's
    > > > > > > >> >Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd
    > > > > > > >> >really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did
    > > > > > > >> >for her, one day Yam came home and announced
    > > > > > > >> >she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
    > > > > > > >> >
    > > > > > > >> >Tom Brokaw!!! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
    > > > > > > >> >They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom
    > > > > > > >> >Brokaw because he's just a...
    > > > > > > >> >
    > > > > > > > >Are you ready for this?
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > > > >>>Common Tater


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  2. chevyfumes

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    Dude I dont think your pointing at your brain anymore I think your pickin' it... LOL, oh wait you did say it was dumb and I did laughed my ass off so....

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    odd...
     
  4. thatK30guy

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    Damn, man! You really, really must be bored today!
     
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    why does everyone keep saying that??
     
  6. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    You keep dredging up posts dated back to 2002...
     
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    sooooo......
     
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    it was funny..... :haha::haha:
     
  9. thatK30guy

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    What?

    No big deal. Just funny to see some old stuff back up again.
     

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