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Potentially and Realistically

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 23, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

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    A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is the
    difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
    she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your
    sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask
    your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back
    and tell me what you learned from that."
    > >
    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
    Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
    I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love
    to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
    Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million dollars is?"
    > >
    The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
    father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
    potentially and realistically?"

    The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
    dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer!
     

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