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potentially and realistically

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jan 8, 2004.

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    > A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the
    > difference between potentially and realistically?"
    >
    > The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
    > if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
    > ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
    > dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a
    > million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
    >
    > So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
    Robert
    > Redford for a million dollars?"
    >
    > The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that
    > money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!"
    >
    > The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
    > Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
    >
    > The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with
    > him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
    >
    > The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
    Tom
    > Cruise for a million dollars?"
    >
    > "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
    > could buy?"
    >
    > The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
    > father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
    > potentially and realistically?"
    >
    > The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three
    > million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and
    > a
    > fag."
     
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