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Prayers - Male vs. Female

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, May 23, 2005.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.

    MALE PRAYER
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
    Amen.
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    because it's so true.
     
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    No no no, not deaf-mute, you want mute-obedient :waytogo:
     
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    I put the same post on PBB and here was the response -

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who can do me deep
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to lick me real long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    and when he shoots his load, I won't be annoyed.
    Pulls on my hair and ****s me on the floor,
    Will lick my nipples, and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love from behind,
    Knows what to answer to "can we do it in the backseat this time?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.
     

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