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Preacher and the peanuts

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by K5Jimmy, Dec 24, 2002.

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    This Preacher was out visiting some of his parishners. He stopped by old Mrs Smith's house to see how she was getting along. Being the polite old lady that she was, she offered to make him a nice cup of tea. While she was busy in the kitchen, he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the side table, and since he was a little hungry, he helped himself to a couple. Then he had a few more until the bowl was emptied. He was really embarrassed that he had eaten all the peanuts, but when she returned finally with the tea, he knew he had to tell her.

    "I's so sorry, Mrs Smith, but while you were in the kitchen, I ate all your peanuts", he said.

    Mrs Smith replied, "Oh, that's OK , since I got these new dentures, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them anyway" /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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