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PRESIDENT RJ !!! (With Secretary Of Pattymelts Stave)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Oct 2, 2004.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    (Ohhhhhh I'm in the moooood for nonsense)

    So anyway, I'm running for president, on the Depopulation ticket

    Stave and Myself will field any and all questions about our stance on anything at all

    Feel free, we're hear all night, punch to the left, mini corndogs to the right, hot beef combos in the center, where they should be

    The pattymelts belong to Stave, I advise you not to touch them
     
  2. Okiemuddog

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    Well, the first thing is you need to have a positive attitude by doing ummm, well blah blah blah, oh and yada yada yada, and read some damn books about it too, I know just the guy for the job, he could be your secretary of pissing off ck5 /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif



    I am sorry RJ, I could not resist it, the debil made me do it /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif


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  3. 84gmcjimmy

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    what am I secretary of?
     
  4. Okiemuddog

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    OH, I almost forgot, get on the bandwagon too, we like bandwagons around here, just one big frigging happy bandwagon /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    I am sorry RJ, I could not resist it, the debil made me do it

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    Under my administration, it is the DEBIL who will be forced to do things, not the populous

    I'll make him wash dishes!
     
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  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    what am I secretary of?

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    You are secretary of Pattymelts!

    Your stance is a just finished cooking 8 ouce hamburger patty of wonderfullness! You then are to go into uttered marble rye on the grill, with three, COUNT THEM THREE, slices of swiss cheese from the swiss cheese brick! Afterwards you may go back to the buttered onions, which are to the amount to SMOTHER the half pound hamburger patty of delight! THEN YOU SHALL USE YOUR POWER TO BRING THIS ALL TOGETHER AND CALL IT PATTY MELT!
     
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    OH, I almost forgot, get on the bandwagon too, we like bandwagons around here, just one big frigging happy bandwagon

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    My presidency shall end bandwagons!

    WE SHALL HAVE NO LESS THAN POWERFLY AMPLIFIED LIVE MUSIC SEMIS! JAMES HETFIELD AT 35 MPH SCREAMING IN YOUR EAR THROUGH A CABINET THAT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. 84gmcjimmy

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    LOL so we run a burger business?
     
  10. i8yrsuv

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    FED EX ?????
     
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    Free medical benifits for the neck injuries of the headbanging department! FREE DENTAL FOR THE MOSH PIT SOCIETY!
     
  12. Resurrection_Joe

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    LOL so we run a burger business?

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    *SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

    (We are running for president STAVE!!!!!!!!!)

    WE BRING BURGERS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND FREEDOM!!!!
     
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    FED EX ?????

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    If you wish to be Fed Ex'd a Pattymelt please fill out form RJU7 - FR - PTYMLT 8

    If you want to know my stance on fedex.... THEY SHALL ABSOLVED OF SPEEDLIMITS TO GET YOUR PATTYMELTS THERE FASTER!

    I recommend going with SPEE DEE MON KEE shipping services. You'll recognize the truck from the 540CID and the flat black paint job!
     
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    Feel free to ask about my policies on dolphins and blankets and the US high impact Rock Paper Whatever team

    Please dispose of all trash in the large flaming barrel in the corner
     
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    so im going to be president, or you are?
     
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    FED EX ?????

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    If you wish to be Fed Ex'd a Pattymelt please fill out form RJU7 - FR - PTYMLT 8

    If you want to know my stance on fedex.... THEY SHALL ABSOLVED OF SPEEDLIMITS TO GET YOUR PATTYMELTS THERE FASTER!

    I recommend going with SPEE DEE MON KEE shipping services. You'll recognize the truck from the 540CID and the flat black paint job!

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    I think that we should start our on shipping co.. ?? We will employ Dikes to but the meat between their arm pits and HEAT delver them ??? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    so im going to be president, or you are?

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    YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF PATTYMELTS!
     
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    so im going to be president, or you are?

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    YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF PATTYMELTS!

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    so im going to be president, or you are?

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    YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF PATTYMELTS!

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    Am I vice president when we secretly aply for president?
     
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    Feel free to ask about my policies on dolphins and blankets and the US high impact Rock Paper Whatever team

    Please dispose of all trash in the large flaming barrel in the corner

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    This is total crap !!! How about The impact on the seals ??? should we start the "Coastal seal coffee company" ????? /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     

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