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Prison vs Work

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Derf00, Mar 29, 2002.

  1. Derf00

    Derf00 1/2 ton status

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    Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit more clear . . .

    IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an X10cell.
    AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing ames.

    IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK... they are called managers.
     
  2. speed_deed

    speed_deed 1/2 ton status

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    I got that a longgg time ago but its still funny as the first time I saw it.
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    In prison you get raped in the butt
    at work you just get screwed ... /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif/forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  4. UseYourBlinker

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    OUCH!! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  5. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    At work, you can be a bitch to anyone.

    In prison, you are somebody's bitch! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     

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