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Prisoners insert phones into anuses

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MTMike, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. MTMike

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    :eek1::eek1::eek1::eek1:

    Hope this isn't a repost. I searched before posting... so unless someone named it something like "poop f0nez" with no other info. If it is, well then KMA and read it again :doah:

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    SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (AP) -- Cellular telephones were found inside four prisoners in El Salvador's maximum-security prison, authorities said Wednesday.
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    The discovery was made Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca, in central El Salvador, after suspicious officials took X-rays of each of the inmates, federal corrections chief Jaime Villanova said.

    The names of the prisoners, all members of the dangerous Mara Salvatrucha gang, were not released in order to avoid jeopardizing an ongoing investigation that began a month ago, he said.

    Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the prison known as Zacatras, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. Authorities also found nine cell phone chips and one charger.



    "Each one had a cellular with a number of chips," Arevalo said, adding that one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity.

    The inmates allegedly used cell phones to direct criminal activities on the street from inside the prison, Arevalo said. The smuggled phones were found during an investigation at prisons throughout the country amid complaints from business owners of extortion by gang members.

    Prisoners change phone chips frequently to avoid being traced, Arevalo said.

    The police have doubled their security levels to combat the criminals.



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  2. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Well, dope has made its way into prison keistered for years, no reason phones wouldn't be done the same way. I'm sure they put the phone on vibrate. Although, the transporter would have that constant smile on his face as a dead give away......
     
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    Looks like these guys were talking outta their a$$.:D
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    **** talkers to be sure..........
     
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    Maybe they're getting screwed by the phone companies.
     
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    I bet those phones sound like sh1t....
     
  8. sweetk30

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    thay all talk a bunch of sh!t just like the other inmates. :haha:
     
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    my phone is a real piece of sh!t:D



    must get sh!ty service:haha:
     
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    You searching for a new way to "entertain" yourself?:D
     
  11. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    It's real hard for MS-13 to look hardcore when they shove stuff up their a$$. I'm sooooo scared.

    :D
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    At least it's easy for them to answer the phone since their heads are already up there.........
     
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    Yeah, he placed the phone on vibrate & then keeps calling himself:doah:
     
  14. Roland_Jenkins

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    Twice somebody else answered it for him :eek1:
     

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