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Professional Test

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions, and it will tell you
    whether you are qualified to be a professional. I got all four wrong.


    The questions are NOT that difficult. Scroll down for each answer. But the
    real trick is to stop laughing.

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?













    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
    the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
    whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
    complicated way.


    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?










    Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the
    elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
    giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This
    tests your ability to think through the repercussions
    of your previous actions.


    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
    the animals attend except one. Which animal does not
    attend?










    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
    refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests
    your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first
    three questions correctly, you still have one more
    chance to show your true abilities.




    4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited
    by crocodiles. How do you manage it?









    Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles
    are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether
    you learn quickly from your mistakes.




    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
    of the professionals they tested got all questions
    wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct
    answers.

    Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves
    the theory that most professionals have the brains of
    a four year old.

    Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I got the last one right and I don't believe my first 3 answers were wrong though, I said to cut the giraffe into small pieces same with the elephant and neither made it to the meeting, they were dead.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  4. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    The questions are NOT that difficult. Scroll down for each answer. But the
    real trick is to stop laughing.



    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?













    The correct answer is: Very Carefully!






    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?







    The correct answer is: Very Carefully!








    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
    the animals attend except one. Which animal does not
    attend?












    Correct Answer: Neither the giraffe or the elephant. They are both dead from being stuffed into a refrigerator.







    4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited
    by crocodiles. How do you manage it?









    Correct Answer: Call the Democrats. They will do a ten million dollar study on why there are crocodiles in the river you want to cross. Then they will appoint a high priced contractor to correct the issue. Of course this will involve a long term and expensive environmental impact report to which the contractor will just pay off the California Governor in order to build a bridge over the river so that you can cross it. Of course there will have to be a Diamond Lane and a Toll Lane added to the bridge so it will cost at least 20 times more to cross the bridge than originally intended and that means more bribes to the California Governer in order to make sure all the money goes into someone's pocket. Probably his. Once that is all done, the croc huggers will be out in force and more of our tax dollars will be wasted in order to "Save The Crocodiles" from the impact of having an expensive and noisy bridge built over thier home.



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    There I fixed it for ya...
     
  5. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Correct Answer: Call the Democrats. They will do a ten million dollar study on why there are crocodiles in the river you want to cross. Then they will appoint a high priced contractor to correct the issue. Of course this will involve a long term and expensive environmental impact report to which the contractor will just pay off the California Governor in order to build a bridge over the river so that you can cross it. Of course there will have to be a Diamond Lane and a Toll Lane added to the bridge so it will cost at least 20 times more to cross the bridge than originally intended and that means more bribes to the California Governer in order to make sure all the money goes into someone's pocket. Probably his. Once that is all done, the croc huggers will be out in force and more of our tax dollars will be wasted in order to "Save The Crocodiles" from the impact of having an expensive and noisy bridge built over thier home.


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  6. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    I guess i'm a professional idiot cause i got all 4 wrong /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. Don

    Don 1/2 ton status

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    I'm in the same boat as Muddytazz, I guess we're just the pusher's for pushin in the elephant and giraffe? /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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