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Proof that all women are evil

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Jul 27, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    Proof that all women are evil:

    First, we state that women require time and money:
    Women = Time x Money

    And, as we all know, "time is money."
    Time = Money

    Therefore:
    Women = Money * Money = Money Squared

    And because "money is the root of all evil":
    Money = Square Root (Evil)

    Therefore:
    Women = (Square Root (Evil)) Squared

    We must conclude that:
    Women = Evil.

    However, there are two possible values. The real part of evil, Re(evil), and
    the imaginary part of evil, Im(evil).

    Once you square the two possible roots of evil (real and imaginary), you lose sight of which evil your dealing with.

    Therefore:
    Women = evil (either real or imaginary)
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  2. santana

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    hrm, a bit old, but still funny.
     
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    thats great...now who the heck woulda thought that up? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Proof that all women are evil:

    First, we state that women require time and money:
    Women = Time x Money

    And, as we all know, "time is money."
    Time = Money

    Therefore:
    Women = Money * Money = Money Squared

    And because "money is the root of all evil":
    Money = Square Root (Evil)

    Therefore:
    Women = (Square Root (Evil)) Squared

    We must conclude that:
    Women = Evil.

    However, there are two possible values. The real part of evil, Re(evil), and
    the imaginary part of evil, Im(evil).

    Once you square the two possible roots of evil (real and imaginary), you lose sight of which evil your dealing with.

    Therefore:
    Women = evil (either real or imaginary)
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    all i needed to know that women were evil was one of two things.

    anything that can bleed for 3 to 8 days and not die is evil.

    anything that shows yeast infection comercials on national tv durring some of the best shows is evil. im gonna go make a jock itch comercial now. and force them through the same.
    Grant
     
  7. ChevyHuny

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    anything that shows yeast infection comercials on national tv durring some of the best shows is evil.

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    Who says it was a woman who decided to do that. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif I agree it certainly wouldn't hurt anyone to tone down the feminine products commercials. I doubt many men watch them and say "Ill have to remember that the next time my girl has an infection and has no clue what to get for it". /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    Yeast infections alone are seriously evil though and should in my opinion only be put upon terrorists and child rapists. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif No woman deserves them. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  8. Seventy4Blazer

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    Who says it was a woman who decided to do that.

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    because all guys are already tired of seeing it. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif some woman that is to high on her womanship is still trying to get the message accross to the young girls that might not have heard the football team bitchn bout seeing the comercials. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    Grant
     
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    Think about it, anything that bleeds for more then a few days and doesn't die, must be evil !!!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    all i needed to know that women were evil was one of two things.

    anything that can bleed for 3 to 8 days and not die is evil.



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    Actually, anything that can bleed for 3 to 8 days and still survive is pure toughness. So when we say we gotta headache, WE GOT A HEADACHE!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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