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Propaganda From The Lone Star State

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 3, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

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    A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that
    his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty
    pounds.

    "Wow! Twenty pounds!" exclaimed many at the bar as they
    congratulated the proud father.

    Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized
    him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby
    that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh
    now?"

    The proud father answered, "10 pounds."

    The bartender said, "Why, what happened? Didn't he weigh twenty
    pounds?"
    The proud Texas father said, "Yup...just had him circumcised!"
     

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