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Pssssst... Hey, You.... Wanna Buy An Electric Piggy?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Jan 11, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    So it appears I am suspsected by the police of stealing 200 feeder pigs and a large generator.....

    I AM NOT A PIGGY CROOK!

    I've been laughing all day

    "Yeah, I've got em in my pockets officer!"

    "Well.... there are a few dozen in thr trunk of my malibu"

    "Three in the glove compartment!"
     
  2. Drey

    Drey 3/4 ton status

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    LOL, how and why the hell does someone steal 200 feeders...you could steal em and you still lose money on them, lol
     
  3. TSGB

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    Offer them some small strips of bacon!

    How did this accusation come aboot?
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    I'm the go to guy for any crime commited in my town

    I haven't commited a trafic violation in about five years and I haven't done anything strictly criminal in..... 9... I was twelve and a broke a window
     
  5. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    you ruffian
     
  6. Cricket

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    fixed it.
     
  7. divorced

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    How much do you want for the generator?
     
  8. Resurrection_Joe

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    It broke down when I powered up the final PIGGY!

    ELECTRIC PIGGY WARFARE!
     
  9. Robert79K5

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    Dude you need to convert that generator to run off of methane and use the pig poop as fuel. Then you can live mad max beyond thunderdome style.

    Give the finger to the electric company....


    Your a smart crook.
     
  10. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Can I get an order in for some pork chops? I make this killer sauce using honey and balsamic vinegar......
     
  11. shewheeler

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    Care to share your recipe? I bought some center cut chops for dinner tonite :o
     
  12. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I wing it but I put balsamic, honey, italian seasoning, a touch of brandy or sherry (very light), salt and pepper, and then mix it up. Spoon it on the chops just as it is finishing up cooking.
     
  13. boggerless

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    stop posting your past,the children might act that way!!!:haha:RJ i didn;t know you broke a WINDOW!!!!!!FUMES was right, you are a bad seed.
     
  14. shewheeler

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    Sounds yummy. I'll give it a try... thanks! :waytogo:
     

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