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Psychic Predictions Released for Year 2035

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Oct 12, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Predictions for 2035:

    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

    Spotted Owl plague threatens western North America crops & livestock.

    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria and Lebanon)

    Afghanistan still closed off; Physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

    35 year study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

    Arkansas lowers age of consent for girls from eight to six.

    Nursing home event...Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with candy striper.

    Texas executes last remaining citizen.

    Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

    Baby conceived naturally...scientists stumped.

    Authentic year 2000 ballot chad sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles.

    Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.

    Microsoft announces they have perfected their newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

    Unionized Chinese workers now making 4,000,000,000 yen an hour;

    American-owned businesses now returning to cheap labor in USA.

    White minority in USA demands civil rights and wins $47 billion in reparations.

    New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats be registered by January 1st 2036
     
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