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Pushy Strippers...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. sled_dog

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    Damn the ugly ones on Tuesday nights...
     
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    Okey dokey?
     
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    It's funny when they come up, "You want a dance, sweetie?" And you just look at them and say, "No." You don't really ever see such disappointment in somebody's eyes. lol
     
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    One came up to me and asked me to put a dollar between her boobs. I told her I didn't have a dollar...

    One of my buddies turned 21 last night. So after working all day, going to my Emissions Inspection Class(6-10) I met up with them at the strip club then a local bar.
     
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    My brother and I got 86'd from the Rainier pig palace years ago for giving them too much money.
    We told the 3rd one we were giving them money to put their cloths back on.
     
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    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    About two months ago I was at the Crazy Horse in south Atlanta, it was a wed or a tue night, pretty slow. I made the misake of blowing all the cash and pulling out the credit card. This one stripper had become pretty attached to me. She was Russian, and I speak Russian, especially when I'm drunk, and she hung on my hip all nite. After aboot 15 drinks she asks me if I want to go back with her and have a private show, I asked her how much. She said 42 bucks. I hand her the credit card and she comes back with a $170 receipt. I freaked out and asked what the hell was going on. She said don't worry, that I would get every penny's worth back there.

    Thirty minutes later I was back at the bar, having learned a lesson. Never trust a Russian stripper. I so didn't get my $170 worth.
     
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    Needs pics so we can be the judges of that.
     
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    its thursdays out by us... all the ugly ones work thursdays... I know a girl that works there on tuesdays so if its a slow night, I useually get a few free dances :)
     
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    Jess, which club?
     
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    You need to come here and see Peaches the one armed stripper.
     
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    Is she the one all the amputees go to watch? Be funny to watch them try to "clap" and cheer her on. :haha:
     
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    Nothing beats a strip club out the back gate of a Marine Base.

    Have one here called Southern Comfort. It is a bring your own beer place and well usually when a girl is done on the stage well nothing is left on her, totally nude. I frequent about once a month with some friends. Some are drop dead gorgeous then there are others where your glad the lights are low.......... Weekdays are slow as all get out but when the weekend comes, you can hardly stand up in the place, plus you have all the younguns out there drooling and blowing 1 months worth of pay so they leave the older ones alone on paydays cause they know were cheap bastards.
     
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    The Vu.
     
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    you don't say....I might have to get my boat back ready and go "fishing" one Saturday night since I haven't been there in over 4 years. are they still closed on Sunday's?
     
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    Hahaha, man western PA and its strippers.

    I never personally saw but was always told that the "Beehive" on 22 on the way to Monroeville(on the right when you are headed from Blairsville area) had a one legged stripper named Chocolate Thunder.
     
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    I wanna see a one armed stripper.................. *pout*
     
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    Yeah her rubbing heer stump on you is such a turn on. Nothing like goin to the Rhodadendron.
     
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    You spelled "her" in an interesting way
     
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