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Putting out the cat

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Oct 25, 2006.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    "Putting Out the Cat"
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    > A couple was dressed and ready to go out
    > for the evening. They turned on a night light,
    > turned on the phone answering machine,
    > covered their pet parakeet and put the cat
    > in the backyard.
    >
    > They phoned the local cab company and
    > requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the
    > couple opened the front door to leave their
    > house. The cat they had put out into the yard
    > scoots back into the house.
    >
    > They don't want the cat shut in the house
    > because she always tries to eat the bird.
    > The wife goes out to the taxi while the
    > husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat
    > runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
    >
    > Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the
    > driver to know the house will be empty for the
    > night. She explains to the driver that her
    > husband will be out soon. "He's just going
    > upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
    >
    > A few minutes later, the husband gets into
    > the cab."Sorry I took so long", he says as they
    > drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the
    > bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to
    > get her to come out! She tried to take off so I
    > grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap
    > her in a blanket to keep her from scratching
    > me . But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
    > downstairs and threw her out into the back
    > yard!"
    >
    > The cabdriver hit a parked car. :bow: :bow: :bow:
     
  2. MattK

    MattK 1/2 ton status

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