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Q's & A's

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Q\'s & A\'s

    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
    > > > > > A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. Why do women call it PMS?
    > > > > > A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. What's a mixed feeling?
    > > > > > A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your
    new
    > > car.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. What's the height of conceit?
    > > > > > A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. What's the definition of macho?
    > > > > > A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
    > > > > > A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
    > > > > > A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
    > > > > > A. Because it's worth it.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. What is a Yankee?
    > > > > > A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
    > > > > > A. They both like a tight seal.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
    > > > > > A. Their balls are just for decoration.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
    > > > > > A. About three inches.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers?
    > > > > > A. Well-Hung.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
    > > > > > A. For traction in the mud.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
    > > > > > A. The grip.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
    > > > > > A. It's not hard.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
    > > > > > A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    > > > > > A: 45 pounds.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    > > > > > A: 45 minutes.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    > > > > > A: Breasts don't have eyes.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true
    love?
    > > > > > A. The swallow.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
    > > > > > A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance
    than
    > > > improving
    > > > > > their minds?
    > > > > > A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
    morning?
    > > > > > A. They don't have balls to scratch.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Re: Q\'s & A\'s

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  3. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    Re: Q\'s & A\'s

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />

    Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
    A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

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    Thers a few people on here that already knew that. But I wont mention any bubbas name /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  4. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Re: Q\'s & A\'s

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  5. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Re: Q\'s & A\'s

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Q. What's a mixed feeling?
    &gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your
    new
    &gt; &gt; car.


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    Damn that one made me think. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    Re: Q\'s & A\'s

    Me too...
     
  7. Tybee

    Tybee 1/2 ton status

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