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Quasimodo

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Russell, May 4, 2007.

  1. Russell

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    Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

    Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the
    world."

    Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

    Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the
    world."

    So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
    their claims verified.

    Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
    "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

    Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the
    smallest person in the world."

    Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who
    the h-ll is Rosie O'Donnell ?
     
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    love it!
     
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    I saw a bumper sticker today that said:
    Guns kill people just like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat!

    Jimbo
     

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