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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by surpip, Sep 10, 2006.

  1. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    if the neighbor(5 houses down) is walking their dog, and said dog ****s in my driveway.
    am i wrong to take said dog's ****, and smear it all over said neighbor's front door?:confused:
     
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    Lifs too short for petty sh!t arguments. If they do this everyday it is a different matter.
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    My neighbors dog did the same thing every f@cking day. I would get an axe and kill the owner of the dog. My neighbors dog died and my neighbors went on vacation,,,I swear...
     
  4. 68MUDSTUD

    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    id smear poop.
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    It's Oklahoma, we have a different way of doing things around here..............

    It's all about the three "S's", shoot, shovel, shut up.....................

    Now I would say since I've been down in your 'hood that they recognize the three "S's" as it pertains to taking care of their dogs, I would suggest that you have a chat with said owner.

    And if that doesn't work, then I would suggest your suggestion...............:D
     
  6. diesel4me

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    catapault...

    I had a next door neighbor walk her dog every day past my house..and every day,it would crap on MY lawn..as if it were trained to!--(would not doubt it WAS!)..I always ended up stepping in it,running it over with the mower..I was pissed..:mad:

    I scooped it up with a shovel,to avoid it getting in my riding mowers tires or my shoe soles...I pondered what to do with used dogsh**--..then I had a brainstorm!..

    You see,there was this tree branch with a forked end on it,facing her property..and a scene from the 3 stooges played in my head--you know,the one where they are cave men,and are fighting a war with other cave men..and they used the tree branch to launch bee's nests,eggs,and a skunk at the enemy...:wink1:

    One "Bull's eye" hit her shed,and another splattered on the back wall of her house,some also stuck to her Grand Prix..she doesen't let the dog poop on my lawn anymore,and I agreed not to launch any more dogsh*** missles in her direction..sometimes,ya just gotta be civil,you know?....:D
     
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    smearing is too much work. throw it from a distance. see if you can hit the same spot twice. make a game of it.
     
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    a short note.. "please be respectful of your neighbor's and pickup after your dog" along with the dogcrap in a plastic bag on their porch

    if they continue...

    thumper time
     
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    I think it's a perfect way to work on your chip shot. I would say a 9 iron, or perhaps a wedge.:D

    John
     
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    Good call. Just throw it in their front yard with a shovel. They may get the hint, they may not. Either way you don't have a pile in your yard.
     
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    Yeah, I don't think so. That screams "I'm going to splatter myself with my neighbors dog**** today!" :haha:
     
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    I too had a neighbor that let it's dog do it's business in my yard all the time. They left there car doors unlocked and that seemed like the right place to deposit the pooh.
     
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    put it in a paper bag and burn it on their doorstep.:haha:
     
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    Flaming bag of poo...
     
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    "hahahah he called the ****, poop"
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    [after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens' porch]
    Billy Madison: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates ****.
    Frank: Shh, here he comes.
    Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.
    Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
    Old Man Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.
    [Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
    Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again.
    Billy Madison: He called the **** "poop".
    [Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically]
    Frank: This is the best night of my life.
    [they continue laughing]
    Old Man Clemens: I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die.
     
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    if you smear it on their exhaust pipe the smell will be with them for a long time. is that evil?
     
  18. 68MUDSTUD

    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    you can do what you want, but i dont believe in F***ing with other people's rides.
     
  19. big dan

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    x2. I recently got the blame for slashing a guys tires because everyone know I dont like him. I told them to ask anyone that really knows me and they will say that if I want to f*** with someone Ill F*** up their face. never heard another word about it.:D
     
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    NOPE!!!
     

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