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Questions about inter-species relations (hide the kids and bosses)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Oct 29, 2003.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    I was just wondering... if someone screws a monkey... is that person still a virgin??? is the monkey???

    And say the person is married... and a virgin... and screws a monkey... would that be considered adultry???

    Ladies, would you leave your husband if he screwed a monkey before you???

    And what is the meaning of life?
     
  2. Shaggy

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    I was just wondering... i screwed a monkey... am i still a virgin??? is the monkey???



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    You did the horizontal monkey mambo, didn't you? You are one sick [darn]... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

    Yes, you're still a virgin. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


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  3. Capman2k

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    Yes, you're still a virgin.

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    What?!?! How did you know this was about me?!?!?!?!?!?! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

    and I want a second opinion...
     
  4. MOABDADC22

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    and I want a second opinion...


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    And, Yes, you are still a..................virgin and a sick mother [darn] son of a bitch.
     
  5. MOABDADC22

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    ...............................unless you were in a different area code.............................
     
  6. k5ntexas

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    bahahahaha different area code. bhahahahaha
     
  7. landsmasher

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    I was just wondering... if someone screws a monkey...

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    Where do you think Arabs came from?
     
  8. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I was just wondering... if someone screws a monkey...

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    Where do you think Arabs came from?

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  9. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I've never had carnal relations with a monkey, but I sure have spanked one many a time....... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  10. shane74

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    I've never had carnal relations with a monkey, but I sure have spanked one many a time.......

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    In that case, your STILL a virgin??!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  11. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Only when it comes to monkeys and other species other than the fairer sex..
     
  12. SkulzNBonz

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    WOW, you are a sick puppy /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif I think no, you and the monkey are no longer virgins, you and the Monkey have both had carnal relations. Now if it were oral only.......

    John
     
  13. landsmasher

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    I believe that the Clinton case proved that oral copulation is sex... Who's going to fight that? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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