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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by boggerless, Jan 1, 2005.

  1. boggerless

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    why is it called a crisper drawer when the food never gets crispier and after time it gets soggier? how can a dog eat the same food all the time and have different colored poop??how can yogurt be good 8 months past it's experation date and milk expire on the day it says? how is it that a white car that hit's a blue car leaves white paint in the same spot the blue car leaves blue on the white car?? why isn't it one or the other?
     
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    time to take up smoking or whacking off!:D
     
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    If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
     
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    Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway:confused:
     
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    If the world is going down the tubes... well where are these tubes?
     
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    Have you ever seen a sign that says "Don't Walk on Grass"? How did it get there?


    And here's a tip for 'ya - Don't eat yellow snow.
     
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    why do they call them apartments when they are so close together:confused:
     
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    Ahhhhh RJ is back with all the answers

    The drawer gets crisper, not the things in it

    Dogs eat the souls of the dead.... the good dogs anyway

    Yogurt is made of bacteria.... I ****ing hate the word yogurt

    All cars are underpainted in a special paint made with chameleon blood. Unfortunatley, instead of covering up dings as it was supposed to, it sucks colour from impacts..... and souls..... but only the good ones

    Because you are a sinner

    It becomes a wingless fly in horrifying pain you goddamn cruel ****

    A very amusing mistake in the transit departments ISO9000 report

    It's not. Anyone who told you that is a ****ing worthless liar. Where do they live? I must destory them.

    You plant sign seeds with the grass

    What if you are in Arizona at a lemon snow cone hut?

    It was a building, they seperated the space. The spaces are apart from one another. Your puns are disgusting
     
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    you said you had the answers but in fact you asked another question.
     
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    :haha: you guys are too funny LOL keep e'm coming. and RJ , when are the *ask RJ* balls coming out?? i droped and broke my 8 ball!! thanks
     
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    You didn't ank a question, but made a statement, wanker
     
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    when will my ship come in?
     
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    Standing on the shore with binoculars isn't going to help
     
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    For RJ: If you spin a Japanese man around in circles real fast, does he become dis-Oriented?
     
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    Booooooooo! Death To Puns!
     

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