Using technology developed by NASA for the Mars Lander, the Condom-On has been aerodynamically optimized in wind tunnels to prevent air drag and ensure that your condom arrives at its destination ASAP. Quite simply, with its patented no-slip grip, the Condom-On is the fastest and most accurate way to apply a condom. For sales inquiries, email: firstname.lastname@example.org Lab Tested for Your Safety On Mice! The Condom-On is manufactured by Johnson Cumings, Inc., which is not responsible to for for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Read all instructions before use. Batteries not included. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Never needs winding. Some assembly required. Not microwave safe. May cause drowsiness; do not operate heavy machinery. If condition persists, consult physician. Void where prohibited. Do not use as a personal flotation device. Some risk of electric shock. Apply only to affected area. Slippery when wet. Now available in small and extra small.