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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Dec 14, 2005.

  1. TSGB

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    The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
    - John Ciardi
    Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
    - Russel Lynes
    The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
    - Larry Hardiman
    People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
    - George Bernard Shaw
     
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    For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
    - Alice Kahn
    Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
    - Suzanne Necker
    My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
    - Joe Weinstein
     
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    "It is very, very easy not to be offended by a book. You just have to shut it."
    Salman Rushdie
     
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    "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
    Homer Simpson

    "How mortals take the gods to task! Yet their afflictions come from us"
    Homer(the Greek)
     
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    "The army is the Indian's best friend."
    General George Armstrong Custer
     
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    "If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had ten apostles."
    Jesse Helms

    "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."
    Nancy Reagan
     
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    "I'm quite certain that we will all die of something"- Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders- served under Bill Klinton.
     
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    "...Uncommon valor was a common virtue"
    - Admiral Chester W. Nimitz, 16 March 1945, referring to the Marines fighting on Iwo Jima

    "Common sense is an uncommon virtue"
    - just about every young Marine since then
     
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    Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.

    Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)
     
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    It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them?------------------------------------------Friedrich Nietzsche
     
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    "The hand that means to make another clean must not itself be dirty" Unknown
     
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    "Easy to be hard, hard to be smart" One holer in the Zaire Africa
    "Dont thank me, thank your recruiter" Sgt George Roberts USMC
    "Two things I dont wait on, buses and biotches, cause another one is going to be along in 15 minutes" Lcpl John Wayne Hunt
    "I know its tough when you are up to your armpits in alligators to remember you came here to drain the swamp" Ronald Reagan
    "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.the Marines dont have that problem." Ronald Reagan(1985) ...


    :haha: :haha: "Never question Chuck Norris.":haha: :haha:
     
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    Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack up. Confusious...
     
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    lol, haven't heard that one.

    One who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
    --------------------------------------------------Confucious
     
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    si vis pacem, para bellum - (if desire peace, prepare for war)
     
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    In the spirit of the Christmas Season:

    It is one of the most beautiful compensations in life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
     
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    "I'm kind of like a noose hanging from the gllows pole, when you need justice, in your darkest hour, I won't let you down" - RJ
     
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    Good one...

    "If God didn't want us to masturbate,he would have made our arms shorter!"....
    .....George Carlin...:haha:


    "If at first you don't succeed,keep on sucking until you DO succeed!..

    Curly Howard,of "The Three Stooges"..
     
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    Speaking of George Carlin, I saw he has a new book out "When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?". It's on my reading list.
     
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    My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
    - Rodney Dangerfield
    You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
    - Cecil Baxter
     

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