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Quotes on the subject of sex!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Mar 5, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    QUOTES ON THE SUBJECT OF SEX


    "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturdaynight." --Rodney Dangerfield

    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --Camille Paglia

    "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson

    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)
     
  2. unclematty

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    Me; "She just looked at me funny, when I said I wanted to do it wheel barrow style!"


    Jesse,(my bosses Idiot manslut son)
    "Most chicks are only two beers from lesbianism."
    "No dad I can't bring her either, I f@#ked her last month."
    " I'm devoloping a taste for fake tits."
    "If they smoke, they poke."
    "I buy em two whiskey bulls, and an hour later watch the panties drop!"
    "she said it wouldn't hurt! sh!t! it almost broke in half!"



     
  3. darkshadow

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    i did things to that woman i wouldent do to and animal!


    and from fight club: "i havent been @#%$ed like that since grade school!"
     
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    Eh actually the woman he thought was his mom was actually his grandmother, and the girl he thought was his sister was his mom...
     
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    really?!?!?!


    never hurd that, still funny
     
  6. jekbrown

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    lol! thats some funny chit! :grin:

    j
     
  7. Cricket

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    St Augustine: Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet.

    Honore de Balzec: The majority of husbands remind me of an Orangutang trying to play the violin.

    Groucho Marx: I chased a girl for two years before discovering we had similar tastes. We were both crazy about girls.

    Ken Hammond: What's the three words you never want to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm Home!
     

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