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Random, shameless naming of people

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mountainexplorer, Mar 31, 2004.

  1. mountainexplorer

    mountainexplorer 1/2 ton status

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    Know anyone that does this? Like this one lady that used to live up the road... my friend saw her one day. From that day onward, to myself and our friends, she was "The Prune".

    My friends have come up with other interesting titles for people whom have been in their presence:

    "Taco"
    "I'm an Indian and I'm fat" /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif (dont know why he came up with this one... she wasn't even an Indian)
    "A**hole Craig"
    "Fat Craig" (different than prior Craig)
    "Portly"
    "You need Jenny Craig"
    "Fag Justin"
    "Zorak"
    "Beanie" (actually, he called himself that)
    "Psycho B****"
    "Spuds" (thats his name supposedly)
    "Beer Boy"
    "Wide Butt"
    "The Stare People"
    "Apu"
    "Pee Pee Pants"
    "The Old Man" (same as pee pee pants)
    "Spaghetti Face"
    "One armed Rob"
    "Scary hair Rob" aka "Cartoon Rob"
    "Drug Dealer Jim"
    "Illegal Sh**ter Jim"
    "B-O-B-M" (Body Odor Big Mike)
    "Hollywood"
     
  2. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    Ummmm... I can't say I have... at least I don't remember any if I have... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  3. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Pretty much anywhere I have worked there has been someone with a nickname or someone giving them out.
     
  4. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    Yedah lol....there was this short thick girl me and mt buddeis used to %$^% we used to call her"tree stump"lol /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifthat was a LONG time ago.And another girl we used to call"chicken lips"lol,because she had small lips /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifIs that what you were looking for???? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gifJake /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grind.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    I never call anyone anything for prolonged periods of time

    You have your name, and you have your cool pirate/unit7/madmax/warrior/armsmaster nickname

    Shane Wager / Resurrection Joe

    See?

    Anyway

    Yep, random names


    Cheesewap
    Fishbeard
    Fifth Monk
    Tigermeat
    Canada
    Jeezewah
    Panthanon
    Steelton
    Tickertiak
    Stigglemyer
    Flashpan
    Kicksick
    Yesterduck
    Supertodd

    Wait didn't we once have a glass of water named todd?


    Jason?
     
  6. K5Jimmy

    K5Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    My friends have come up with other interesting titles for people

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Smoothmouth (guy had no teefus)

    Satchelass...and his wife Stubbo

    Mr Moorehead (had more head than hair)

    Stanky

    Yo Tits

    Flash

    went to HS with a guy called "Around the rim and out"...sorta how his luck ran all the time...."rimmer" for short...

    Booger Bob

    Super Dave

    Carl...uhh..huhh

    Slick...(guess how She got named)!

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  7. BlazerGuy

    BlazerGuy 3/4 ton status

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    People call me Duke sometimes since I always wear a Duke University hat.
    Other names for my friends:
    Gunz
    G-spot
    Tiny Tim(he's actually a giant)
    Nightshift
    Slim
    The Crazy
    Whitey
    Shmuck
    Superfly
    Shaft
    The Dumbass
    The Canadian
    The Messkin
    The Half-Breed
    The funny part is I really don't know some of their real names... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
  8. thezentree

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    i dont have as many names for people as yall, but here goes:

    Crash (wrecks everything he drives - theres a reason hes never driven my truck)
    Fryt
    Jew
    Spic
    Fro (never had an afro)
    Bumper
    Bocephus
    Bottomless Chip
    Hung Like Wolf
    That F*cking Peruvian
    Fatass
    Godzilla
    Tiny Whore
    Dirty 'Kon
    Meganator
    Mogran
    Frodo
    Berecca
    Jeff Jeff on the Tips Tips
    Dirty Cop Killa
    and of course, mine: J Pizzle (my name's John Pope, and well, some of the people i deal with think they're gangsta. the name kinda stuck)


    maybe i DO have a lot of friends /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. marine_enlisted

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    Whitey
    Witch Hazel
    Grill
    Smithfeet
    Goochhands
    Shrek
    Leroy
    Dickie
    Dickmouth
    Hotdog Neck
    Vato
    Talbro
    Chicken [darn]
    Ass Eyes
    Buttlips
    Pecker Neck
    Stinky
    Sneaky Pete
    Yoda
    Fester
    Butt Chin
    Sh!t Mouf
    Chocha Face
     
  10. shewheeler

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    Not too many here...

    Big B
    Rambo or Rambutt
    Motherf*cker
    You Ass
    Lumpy (nicname for Big B's first ex-wife)
    GDHB (short for "gold diggin' hoe bag") aka Trampsy aka Barbie aka Fake Tits (nicname for Big B's second ex-wife /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif )
    Teehee
    Harley
    Hoser
    Gweedie

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  11. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I have a couple from my work-

    Fawkchop- my boss
    Gomez- my fellow employee
    Princess- our clerk
    Golden- a serviceman
    Acorn- another serviceman
    Kahuna - head serviceman

    For some reason, my "work" name is "Sunshine". It must be due to the sunny disposition I display while at work...... /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
  12. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Names for the doberman,
    wiggle nub
    nub
    nubular
    Captain Nubual VanNubblestrom of the U.S.S Enterprise
    Captain High knee
    Names for the chihuahua,
    Pep
    peck
    lil pecker
    packy
    packy doo
    packy doodle doo
    name for the goat
    gerdy miers
    name for the other goat,
    [darn]
    names for a guy named Dwayne,
    dwangles
    dwayne bamage
    name for my bro's GF Juanita,
    wanoodle
    noodle
    Von Strudle
    name for rich people,
    Snooty Snootersons /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gifyou mean of the snootyville snootersons, yes one in the same...
    name for my wife when she smokes,
    smokey smokerson
    name for a bartender I know,
    DJB, pronounced digaba
    doodgaba
    doodge
    name of bro's ex GF Leeanne,
    lee of the ann of the okley
    looanne
    dude
    my brother in law Craig,
    koobla Craig
    guy named Kerry,
    scary
    kerrball
    my sons godfather Vinie,
    uncle beanie
    my Dalmation,
    Mr. Mojo Risin
    name for step daughter Katie,
    Kurtrisha
    and her BF kurtis,
    spurtis
    name for stepson ricky,
    erktatoodinal
    name for his father that has the same name rick,
    rickdiculous
    shorty Mcshortenson
    the lump
    pudgy
    floormat
    cyst
    full to the top
    Neighbor next door that blew his hand off with a shotgun mole trap,
    E.T.
    I could do this all day... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifI don't think I call anyone by their right name....
     
  13. Don

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    PP use you imagination here,{Paul at work]
    Catshitter [me at work]
    Brian Farkle, as in the Farkle Family, [Brian next door]
    Leprichaun [Eddy at work]
    Silvertip as in hairy as a bear [foreman at work]
    Geno Defazio as in the happy day's character [Boss at work]
    Rembrandt [Pete the foreman at work] who paint's everything.
    Clown walker [Francis next door neighbor]
    Street Ganger's [street dept. worker's at work]
    Dump Rat's [refuse worker's]
    Sewer Rat's [sewer worker's]
    Prema Donna's [sp] who get everything they cry for but don't need or have any use for.[firedept]
     
  14. spoolnaround

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    My neighbor calls my wife "Psycho Neighbor Lady"
    My step son is "Monkey boy"
    neighbors wife is "BBG" stands for baby girl
    they call me Craig-n-m
     

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