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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Oct 28, 2005.

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  1. TSGB

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    Great movie! Not to mention a truly talented musician.

    Ever seen Ray Charles' wife? No? Neither has he!













    Did you know Helen Keller had a pony?


    Neither did she!

    :doah:
     
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  3. TSGB

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    Ooh, I forgot the other one.

    Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller her driver's license?



    She was a woman!






    I'm just going to kick my own ass, and save everyone else the trouble, ok? :crazy:
     
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    :haha: alright. post pictures :haha: :haha:
     
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    Well, I took the time to figure out my aunt's webcam, but I don't have someone to host it. Any volunteers?
     
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    How do Helen Kellers parents punish her ?












    They rearrange the furniture.
     
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    why did hellen kellers dog comit suiside?





    you wold too if she said mmmiishhhhhhhhaaaahhhheheiiih to you all day long!!!!












    what did the deaf dumb blind kid get for christmas?










































    CANCER!
     
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    How did Helen Keller sprain her hand ?














    She fell in a well and was calling for help for 12 hours
     
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    Everybody here knows they're going to hell, right? :D
     
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    i have a bad tase pizza joke i tell that will do it too:D
     
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    Why did Helen Keller wear corduroy pants??? it made it easier for everyone to read her lips...:p:
     
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    1. How did Helen Keller die?

    She fell in a well, screamed and screamed til her hands turned blue.

    2. How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

    They put her in a round room and told her to find the corner.


    All joking aside, shouldn't you guys lay off the deaf or mute people? Its not their choice they were that way. They aren't any dumber than hearing people you know?
     
  13. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Wes has a point, brothers. Let's chill out with the handicap jokes, okay?:deal:
     
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    One day Can Can's ancestors were sitting around thier new found country

    One of them says "Hey, what should we name this gloorious igloo covered land full of hockey and gay waiters, with beavers all aboot the place"

    Another says, "It should start with a "C" eh?"

    Another says, "Ooooh yeah and in the middle, it should have uhh, like an "N", eh?"

    The last of the four says, "Yeah yeah yeah, then we should put at the end, like a, "D" eh"

    They agreed and went off to live in igloos, hunt seals, and be gay waiters, some crushing heads. One of them, named Tim Horton, started selling coffee and donuts, fried seal parts, and lovely little five pound bags of igllo patch kit out front in a locked cooler.

    That's the story of how CANADA got it's name.
     
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    your right, but they sure are funnier!
     
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    One day, Darkshadow went to the local medical colledge to fill out an application to get his test results back. He was thinking of being a doctor, but decided to become a tree farmer instead.

    Three hours later he woke up groggy with a major headache

    He asked what was going on

    The doctor says "We found you sleeping in the waiting room with this note on the desk.

    "I need my tests out immediately, I have cancelled"

    Was misspelled

    "I need my testes our immediately, I hagve cancerle..."

    So, remember kids, keep your spelling in shape and keep your nuts intact.
     
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    hey that was a personal atack i am telling

    CAN CAN!!!!!!!

    you can say my truck has bad spelling but lay off me, i dont spell an good as the keeper of the unit of se7en:frown1::frown1:
     
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    Well, maybe its time you guys learned something about me. I'm hard of hearing and wear a hearing aid to help me hear better. Yep, you read that right.

    What happened? I used to be normal like any other hearing person. In 2nd grade, I was going outside to recess at school and once out the doors, I slipped on an ice patch, fell and hit my head on the asphalt. The impact was hard enough to damage the nerves in the ear drum on my left ear to make it totally deaf. The right ear sustained slight damage but not enough that I can wear a hearing aid to hear like almost "normal". I still have to lip read to make sure nothing slips by me. Its the deeper voices that I have no problems with listening to and understanding completely.

    Like I said before, deaf people could be born that way or lose their hearing thru illness. I lost most of mine thru a freak accident. Its not a choice for them or me to be this way.

    I'm sure many, many more of you have some type of handicap. Some of you may wear glasses. Does that give anyone else the right to make fun of you? Tell me if you like being called "four-eyes" or depending on how thick your glasses are, do you like being called "Coke-bottle glasses"? Its the same thing.

    So, lets knock this off and move on. You guys learned something about me now. Those who have met me in person either noticed something about me and/or I told you about it.

    Its not my choice, again, to be hard of hearing. It shouldn't be your choice to make fun of the deaf either. If you're going to do that, you may as well make fun of other types of handicaps, too.

    *Rant mode off*
     
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    And without further ado, I'm gonna lock this one up before someone tries to be funny and the **** hits the fan.........:doah:
     
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