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Read this on a restroom stall wall today at work......

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Apr 4, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    .....while taking a crap (and pondering the thought of shaving my BUTT HAIR in the way of the immortal words of Laketex)......

    "Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to another state trooper!" /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

    Man, I about lost it after reading that! I know a few guys who are great friends and troopers for their careers, but man, that one is the best joke I've heard or seen in a long time! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Goober 1/2 ton status

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    Here I sit,

    my cheeks a-flexin,

    giving birth

    to another Texan.


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    83ZZ502_Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    John [​IMG]
     
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    cegusman 3/4 ton status

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    Some come here to read and write
    Some cone here to wonder
    I come here to sh!t and piss and fart like Fu*king thunder.
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    Best one I ever seen was in a store's restroom stall wall : I saw you take that sh*t, NOW PUT IT BACK !!!!!
     
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    hahahah

    here i sit broken hearted, had to [censored] but only farted

    one hour of pleasure, nine months of pain

    here i sit my buns a flexin' just gave birth to another mexican
     
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    here I sit
    my but high and dry
    thanking god its over
    cause last time it splashed in my eye /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    yo, yo can I get a beet
    yo

    sitin here thinkin bout the [censored] I be sqirtin
    wondering if this toilet be workin
    shitin through the day
    pukin through the night
    feelin like a big one is goin to give way
    I aint skurd just keep my cheeks tight
    gotta save what I got comin
    hold i in dont let go
    so I can mail it to 4 Wheel parts **** up's next mornin
    Fed ex will get it there dont ya know!

    yo, yo /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
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    supersize75 1/2 ton status

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    yo, yo can I get a beet
    yo

    sitin here thinkin bout the [censored] I be sqirtin
    wondering if this toilet be workin
    shitin through the day
    pukin through the night
    feelin like a big one is goin to give way
    I aint skurd just keep my cheeks tight
    gotta save what I got comin
    hold it in dont let go
    so I can mail it to 4 Wheel parts **** up's next mornin
    Fed ex will get it there dont ya know!

    yo, yo /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
  11. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    I read a couple the other day,
    "For a good time, call 911."
    "If you are reading this, you're a nosy a**."
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    I remember reading one that went like this:

    "He who writes on $hithouse walls...
    rolls his $hit into little balls.
    He who reads these words of wit...
    eats those little balls of $hit!"

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    Friends may come and friends may go

    Friends may peter out ya know...but

    We'll be friends through thick or thin

    Peter out or peter in!!!
     
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    in the rest room at my school there is a contest going for who an draw the best head shot of woody allen. theres even a poll set up so you can vote! i dont know how it got started but its damn funny stuff.
     
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    Here I sit, on the latrine.

    Giving birth to another marine.
     
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    one of my all time favorites is always written about eye level or a little above, over a urinal,

    "Why are you looking up here,
    The Joke is down there!"
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    I saw one at eye level in a bar restroom that said...

    "What are you looking down for? Can't find it?" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Waiting here for Nature's call
    I started writing on the wall
    But then I had to stop and sit
    Because I had to take a [censored]!


    Oh wait, I have to drop the Cosby kids at the pool.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    "When I was young
    and had no sense,
    I stuck my dick
    on an electric fence.
    It curled my hairs
    and tickled my balls,
    and made me $hit my overalls."
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    Leadfoot 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    ROTFLMFAO
    That is too F-in funny, I just about busted a gut.
    I never stuck my pecker on an electric fence, but I have grabbed ahold of one several times and know the feeling. I could only imagine how it would feel down there /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     

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