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Real sex laws

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 26, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    ~ In the quiet town of Connersville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when
    his female partner has an orgasm.

    ~ It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

    ~ In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your
    wedding day.

    ~ No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his
    breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush
    his teeth.

    ~ Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than
    three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you or holding you in his arms.

    ~ Bozeman, Montana has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite
    sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude.

    ~ In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the
    beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one
    night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

    ~ The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska is required to provide each guest with a
    clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the
    nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton
    nightshirts.

    ~ An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming specifically bans couples from having sex while standing
    inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer!

    ~ A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when
    addressed by their female counterparts.

    ~ In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.

    ~ However, in Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the
    privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be
    denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

    ~ It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed
    to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place
    must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait proximately two minutes before
    getting out of his car to investigate.

    ~ Another law in Helena, Montana mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon
    or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

    ~ Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a
    parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the
    couple can face a jail term.

    ~ In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their
    lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from
    peeking in.

    ~ A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on
    Sunday afternoons.

    ~ Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio- a man might see
    the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

    ~ No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of
    Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her
    name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name
    revealed
     
  2. tmanofcali

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    ummmmmmmmmmm..............interesting!!!!!!!!......lol

    where do you find all this stuff?

    later, todd
     
  3. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> That is some weird ass stuff !
     
  4. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    They get sent to me by "The Bikers Trading Post" I get then out of the news letters.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Some wierd sh!t../forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     

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