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>REAL U.S. State Mottos:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Nov 3, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    >Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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    >Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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    >Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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    >Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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    >California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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    >Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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    >Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet
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    >Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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    >Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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    >Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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    >Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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    >Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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    >Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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    >Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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    >Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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    >Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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    >Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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    >Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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    >Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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    >Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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    >Massachusetts: Our taxes are less Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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    >Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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    >Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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    >Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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    >Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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    >Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
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    >Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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    >Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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    >New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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    >New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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    >New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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    >New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
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    >North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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    >North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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    >Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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    >Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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    >Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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    >Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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    >Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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    >South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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    >South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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    >Tennessee: The Educashun State
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    >Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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    >Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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    >Vermont: Yep
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    >Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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    >Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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    >Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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    >West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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    >Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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    >Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared
     
  2. chevyfumes

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    [/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif LMAO that's hilarious!!
     
  4. Z3PR

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    Well, your state has it going on !!!! </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

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    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

    yeap another murder the other day
     
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    I found my state to be incorrect, </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

    [/ QUOTE ] That is until I realized they were reffering to all the Cali folks that have moved up here... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
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    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
    you nailed it /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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