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Received this via email. Maybe probably not true...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Mar 18, 2004.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

    May 4, 2001
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    Hollister, CA
    To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters in 2003:

    * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

    * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

    * I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

    * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

    * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

    * I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they contain may turn me gay.

    * I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

    * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

    * I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

    * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account, a sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny, that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...

    * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.

    * My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

    * But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.

    IMPORTANT NOTE: If you send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7pm.

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  2. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    IMPORTANT NOTE: If you send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7pm.

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  3. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

    Jan 9, 2002
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    Gettysburg, SD
    Oh I used to get those all the time when I first got a computer, a few

    Reply To All:

    "If you send me another crap chain letter I am going to tear your ear off when I see you at school"

    I don't get them anymore

    BTW - I assume this is a copy paste because you didn't edit to pertain to your gender. I don't think more estrogen is going to turn YOU gay.... in fact.... nevermind.....
  4. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jan 12, 2001
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    Too late. Its 7:10 pm as I type this. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

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