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Recomended gear for lounge spelunking...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, May 15, 2006.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    The #1 thing you'll want to have on you at all times while exploring the louge is a few grains of salt, because you should take everything you read in here with a grain and rub the rest in the open wounds of those who forgot theirs.
    #2, bring plenty of maxipads for your manginas incase of severe bleeding of said orafice, litter the rest of all threads you come across with the rest of the pads.
    #3,carry plenty of liquids with you on your adventure into the lounge,but you don't want to stay hydrated that may lead to clear and rational behavior, so bring some diuretics and consume til delusion sets in.
    #4 And if you can afford to get one a "Panty un-wadding tool" can be quite alleviating in times of severe termoil.
    #5, The most important tool you can carry on your lounge trip is your brain, for those of you who do not possess one or the power to use yours correctly please stay out, there is typing and virtual hazing going on at all times and you could be injured or forced to take your ball and go home...
    And as always have a safe and pleasant stay...:D
     
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    What about meth? I thought that it was a requirement lately.:haha:
     
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    Hey now, Doncha think #5 is asking a bit much? :deal:
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I thought it may cut down on the # of butthurt incedents we've had in here lately...:laugh:
     
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    It sounds like a good plan to me. Good work Fumes!
     
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    Well put sir, good advice.
     
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    I like butthurt...............oh, did I type that?
     
  9. chevyfumes

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    I think this thread should be required reading for all noobs and should get stickified...
     
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    You forgot the beer.
     
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    See Rule 5 you focking n00b then check rule 3....:D
     
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    What do I do when my pussy is hurting? :rolleyes:
     
  13. chevyfumes

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    Call host busters....
     
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    Take it to the vet?:dunno:
     
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    Ok, the kitty cat kind, yes. :haha:
     
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    I guess you had too much of Rule 3, and didn't give heed to Rule 5 when reading my post.

    Or was it because I forgot to add some stupid smileys or something :D:rolleyes::D:D:D:mad::bow::haha::haha::(:doah::doah:
     
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    Massage it...........................
     
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    Can someone make this a STICKY :haha:
     
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    Well, if you'd quit putting your fingers down in the poop chute and stay up in the nice pink hole, you wouldn't have anything sticky. :rolleyes: :haha:
     
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