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Red spot

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big pappa b, Mar 26, 2005.

  1. big pappa b

    big pappa b 3/4 ton status

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    FINALLY SOMEONE CLEARED THIS UP!

    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads.
    We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C.
    When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the red spot to see if he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel.
     
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    Yeah, even I'm pretty offended at that
     
  3. big pappa b

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    Is that cause you have red spots on your head most of the time and haven't won anything :blush:
     
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    I always thought that red spot was from their husbands pokin them with their index finger, saying"Do as you are told!"
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    No, it's because it's very low brow

    I expect more from you bicepio :D
     
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    Hey even my wife laughed at that one. That's hillarious.
     
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    My wife will love that, can't wait to tell her. southernspeed will also I bet! :waytogo:

    Bloody 'ell I enjoyed it myself.................wonder if I would get slapped if I try lifting one myself?
     
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    I always thought those were little targets :dunno: :grin: :haha:
     
  9. Resurrection_Joe

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    Yeah and I thought the wine and bread they give kids at church was to knock them out so priests could have sex with them
     
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    OW, good come back.
     
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    that is bad.LOL
     
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    Wow... what chuches give wine to kids? Most of the ones that I have attended that serve wine for cummunion, only give children a blessing.
     
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    ...and what countries really DO have scratch and win wives?

    Nonsense begat nonsense
     
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    I thought it had to do with the whole "Push Start" "Pull Start" Thing :grin:
     
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    That would be the Michael Jackson church :D
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl:

    That's funny... One of my best friends is Indian (born and partly raised in India), I have to remember to ask him about that tomorrow... I dunno if I'll tell him the joke, although, he's pretty funny like that... He told me not to buy my car when I told him the guy selling it was Indian...
     

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