YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ... It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation under God." You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places. You still say "Christmas" instead of "The Holidays." You bow your head when someone prays. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect and always have. You've never burned an American flag. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. You'd give your last dollar to a friend. God Bless the USA.